Poop and Puke 11-24-07

11/24/07 Saturday

So this morning I was awoken by my 3 year old, Jaedyn. 7 Am. He wants breakfast. Im like, boy, you better go lay back down and watch some cartoons or something. About an hour later, I feel someone poking me in my face. I slowly open them to see Raeshawn, the 5 year old. "Mommy, can we have breakfast now? Oh, and Jaedyn pooped all over himself"
Not again.
See, thursday i was at my moms for thanksgiving, and i was awoken at 6 am to raeshawn covered in diarrhea. i cleaned him up and an hour later he was covered again. then he threw up. then he threw up again. then he pooped again. then aaliyah threw up again. I spent all day cleaning up poop and puke i didnt even get to eat dinner.
So i slowly made it out of bed, gave them bagels and strawberries (which was requested, and that early on a saturday I was not arguing) and headed back to bed. The babies were still sleeping, and I put on a movie, Happy Feet i think, and decided to get another hour and half.

Then the baby woke up. Javonte, who just turned 1, is hungry. I give him some cereal and a bottle, changed his diaper and took off his onesie because he must have spit up on it slightly during his sleep. I went back downstairs and made myself some coffee. I decided to get on the computer before lunch, but the kids beat me to it and Aaliyah (the 4 yr old) Raeshawn and Bird (what we call jaedyn) we all playing on disney. So after a half hour of them arguing about it, i made lunch. 2 peanut butter and jelly samwhiches each. Then maine (the 2 year old) finally gets up. Daddy had him up all night playing downstairs, so he slept in. It must be nice. So I feed maine and change him. His wee wee is swollen because he's sick and has been throwing up and having diarrhea and its becoming sore. All the triple paste in the world aint helpin him right now. Poor thing. So after dealing with him, tay is sleeping, I bring maine downstairs to play with the other kids while i finally sit down at the computer to work on my forum. Raeshawn calls his uncle, and hangs up and says hes going over there for the night. Ok with me. Shoot, good riddance.

20 minutes later, the doorbell rings. Scott is here. Raeshawn leaves, and my husband finally wakes from his slumber. Oh how it must be nice to sleep all freakin day.
Then aaliyah comes running down the steps screaming "TAY IS NAKED TAY IS NAKED!"
I go upstairs and tay is just laughing swing his body from the playen cracking up at me when i walk in the room. I go to grab his diaper, which he has taken off and flung on the floor, and he starts to pee, and pee, and pee some more all over my floor. I go to get a new diaper and throw a towel on the floor over the pee. I lean in to lay him down and wrap him up, only to realize while his diaper was off he pooped all over his blankets and was now stepping in it. I called my husband to come help me.
I finally get him cleaned off, all his sheets and blankets changed and in the wash, and make him another bottle.
After putting maine down for a nap, I attempt to make it back to the computer to work on my forum. Raeshawn is gone, bird and liy are coloring, and the babies are sleeping.
Then maine pukes all over him, his blankets, my floor and whatever else was in the way.
Another hour of cleaning.
Now its dinner time. I start cooking the chicken and the fries. Bird is impatient, maine has an attitude because he is sick and his butt hurts, and my husband is playing that damn 360.
Finally, everyone is in bed. Well, aaliyah is on the couch. I dont know how she ended up there, but she is sleeping so i aint bothering her.

TODAYS TOTALS:
HOURS OF CLEANING: 4
DIAPERS CHANGED: 16
BATHES GIVEN: 8
LOADS OF LAUNDREY DONE: 6
PIECES OF BREAD: 12
CUPS OF JUICE: 22
PIECES OF CHICKEN: 30
BAGS OF FRENCH FRYS: 1 1/2
CIGARETTES SMOKED: 16