So i had to start my blog all over again because the last one was malfunctioning. OMG i cant even think strait because aaliyah is over there having a fit because i wont put on her sabrina dvd. Tay and maine have been pooping all day long. Maine is finally taking a nap, and tay is at my feet banging toys against a moving box. Bird will not shut up. "I wanna watch cawe bawes mommmeeee" I swear to god. 5, 4, 3, now he shuts up. He knows when i start countin down i mean business. I used to always laugh at people when they counted at their children. I never thought in a million year. Now tay is in the box. OMG. And thats not even what i came on to type. This is all happening as i am typing. Now bird took the toy from tay. If my hair wasnt already falling out from the thryoid removal, id pull it the hell out right now. BRB. Can a one year old eat a day old chicken nugget? Ahh. I know, i know. Everytime i sit down. BRB.
I need a cigarrette. There is nothing more soothing then the menthol filled cancer pouring into my lungs right now. Sadly, I know that I have no business smoking. I have horrendous asthma and they just removed a tumor from my throat. Have I stopped smoking yet? Of course not. I dont think i will be able to survive without them, in this situation. It has been a newport that has saved me from stabbing my husband to death a many of nights. I know that sounds vicious, but lets be real here, if you NEVER thought about killing your spouse once, then you aint in love. Its not an everyday thought, just when we have our explosive arguements about his drinking or spending the night with friends who all cheat on their women. LOL. Oh wow as i read it to myself it sounds much worse than it is. Needless to say, without my trusty newports, i would have had a mental breakdown a long time ago. Something about that first inhale, just calms me down in a way nothing else can. Especially after im done crying. Those ones are the best. But today hasnt been a bad day, just stressfull.
I cant do my count up for the day yet because the day is hardly over, but i guess while i have the kids occupied watching that freaking dvd i might as well get most of it out now. I might not feel like it later.
Today was another poop and puke frenzy. I am sooooo tired of poop and puke. Well, not so much puke today. Just poop that looks like iced tea that smells like garbage. Ive washed tays blankets twice today and maines are on their second load now. Its leaking right out of the diaper! No matter how quickly i get to it, its explosive! I was awoken to a plhplhplhplhl sound from one side of my room, then the same sound from the other. I immediatly made my way to tay, who was covered in it. Cleaned him up changed his diaper and blankets and made my way to maine. Hes also covered in it. Same thing, changed everything. Repeat this about 4 times. Only twice they werent in their playpens, they were in my damn livingroom. Thank god i heard it and immediatly went into a plan of action and in 5 minutes managed to catch the poop before it hit the floor had them cleaned off and in new diapers. Well, look at the brightside i suppose. Im getting much quicker at it. lol.
Lunchtime wasnt so bad today, since raeshawn isnt here yet. He should be walking in the door any minute. Crap tay found another chicken nugget. Where the hell is he getting them from?? BRB. Need to hang up the blankets. BRB.
Other than the fact that my husband came home for a whole 10 minutes and then left again, today has been ok. Well, that and the poop explosion. But hey, the days not over yet is it?
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